*queue soundtrack to a bad 70’s horror movie*….just when you thought it was safe to go to the lake, just when you thought it was safe to take a walk in the afternoon…comes Cannibal Seagulls, the flesh eating monsters from the sky! They snap, they bite, they devour all in their path! Lock up your pets and hide the children, no one is safe from…Cannibal Seagulls! Cannibal Seagulls is rated R for violence, disturbing content, and a stupid plot. Cannibal Seagulls is coming to a theater near you…see it…if you dare. (or if want to waste $8).